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The New York Thymes maintains its fierce independence from "facts" and "truth" that woke academics and illegal gender people with big brains want to force upon our freedom of delusion. We are unbeholden to readers and other DEI hires and we exist in a media bubble that includes only ourselves and celebrity chef Guy Fieri.
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Rufus Chomsky's Zen & the Art of Pickle Stacking is an examination of how we live, a meditation on how to live better set around the narration of a summer pickle stacking road trip across America's Northwest, undertaken by a father & his young, cognitively impaired Chihuahua.
Shut Yer Pie Hole! is a xeroxed, illegible zine of densely collaged 70s punk rock recipe haikus and hand-drawn anatomies of late capitalism’s gastrointestinal tract, cobbled together by a fugitive collective of anarcho-puppeteers who produce an erratic fusillade of marginalia—equal parts mimeographed invective, dadaist grocery lists, and a recurring cartoon in which Noam Chomsky interrogates kitch
The New York Thymes Puzzle: Fit these pictures together to prove your intellectual superiority.
